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If I did a giveaway and/or sold some of my Bieber products how many people would be potentically interested?? Like or reblog if you would be :) Thing: You know what else really annoys me? How it’s commonly displayed that...
What can happen in a conversation if you remove the L off the word "Clock"
"I like the sound of ticking cocks."
"My cock says it's quarter past 12."
"The hands on my cock are at the top."
"The little hand on my cock is slow."
"I think my cock is broken."
"My cock is too big."
"My cock doesn't look good in this room."
"I can barely see my cock."
"I think the hands on my cock are going too fast."
"My cock is such a bother in the morning."
"Your new cock is so shiny."
"You need to update your cock."
"DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR COCK AT ME?!"
"I think my cock is a minute ahead."
"I should clean my cock."
"I haven't used my cock in a while."
"I lost my cock."
*thud* "Oh, my cock must've fallen off."
"I'm always knocking my cock around."
"LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU BROKE MY COCK YOU DOUCHE!"
"I haven't seen my clock in years."
"Why are you staring at my cock?"
"The cock on my teachers desk is really nice. I wish I had one of my own."
"I love my grandfather's hand-crafted cock."
"My cock is better than yours! Mines bedazzled!"
"I haven't seen my cock since the accident."
(Source: selenaslove)  (Source: nothinglikeus) (Source: littlebitlongers) - me: ask me anything?
- followers: let's just ignore her
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